; Deleted Scene: Material cut from the script included many couples who were supposed to be at the retreat instead of the Flanders family, such as Mr. Burns and … The script for the epi… As you might imagine, these take a long time to compile and so only 16 episodes have been transcribed thus far. The Simpsons (TV Series 1989– ) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Meanwhile, at home, Bart and Lisa decide to take advantage of being left with Grampa, with Bart creating a phony list of what foods they can and cannot have. Directed by. At church, Marge enrolls the two of them in a weekend retreat of marriage counseling hosted by Reverend Lovejoy and Helen Lovejoy. Finding Aid for the George Meyer Simpsons script files, 1990-2004 313 2 Descriptive Summary Title: George Meyer Simpsons script files, Date (inclusive): 1990-2004 Collection number: 313 Creator: Meyer, George Extent: 78 boxes (38.5 linear ft) Abstract: Writer and producer George Meyer is well known for his work on the long-running animated television comedy The Simpsons. Script is for the episode ''Louie and the Blind Girl'', which aired 6 April 1983. Bart slyly tells Homer that he never had respect for him in the first place, which angers him so much. George Meyer. "I will not do anything bad ever again." Back at Catfish Lake, General Sherman still swims free, but the story of how Homer nearly caught him is added to the tale of the legendary fish, as told by the bait shop clerk. Abe hears this and tells Marge that everything will be fine. Such as "Missing more Actions & Speakers". Marge attends the marriage workshops alone while Homer is still attempting to catch the fish. Season: 16 Episode: 2 Script: Matt Selman Directed by: Mark Kirkland First broadcast: November 14, 2004 First aired Mar 11, 1993. I just wonder how they keep it so fresh after 43 episodes. Ah! The Simpsons 1F04 - Treehouse of Horror IV Episode Script. And don’t have a cow, man. Part 2: On the School Bus. MAN [ON TV]: Next on Comedy Central, South Park. Script was originally owned by Sam Simon, co-creator of ''The Simpsons'' and writer on ''Taxi''. He would try to get Springfield to "become more flamboyant, loosen up a little, become more sexually open". Episode 9F15, Season 4. 3. Simpson: I'm … Part 4: Bart's Nightmare of Nelson/In the Lunchroom/Bart's Dream of His Funeral. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. Marge is angry that Homer would choose fishing over their marriage, but the message is at first lost on Homer, who visualizes Marge turning into a catfish. Capsules for the most recent seasons may not be yet finished. I can't believe we paid to see Steve Guttenberg... Calista Flockhart and Farty the crippled robot. Directed by Mark Kirkland. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Season 1. James L. BrooksMatt GroeningSam Simon Main character(s) I hear those kids' voices are done by grown-ups. Episode Number Outraged and humiliated, Marge signs them up for a marriage retreat. The Simpsons original script, Bart of War episode. The capsules are the heart of the archive. Marge ends up recruiting Grampa as a last-minute replacement to babysit for the weekend. During the first meeting at the marriage retreat, each couple is asked to explain the faults of the other person. Homer asks if they can put it behind them and go to church, but Marge tells him that she's going to church alone and Homer is going to apologize to Bart for scarring him for life by exposing him to his drunken antics. D’oh! Simpsons Roasting on an Open ... All scripts are copyrighted to their respectful owners unless stated otherwise. In the information section the Stranglings page has returned because I forgot to add it into the launch of WOTS3, I have also added a biography for Hank Scorpio, who appeared in 3F23 - You Only Move Twice.As well on top of that, I've added the DVD Companion for The Simpsons Movie. Measures 8.5'' x 11''. Bart, Lisa, and Maggie are so humiliated that they swear revenge on Grampa one day. An unused storyline from the classic "22 Short Films About Springfield" episode of The Simpsons has been revealed online, as Josh Weinstein has uploaded pages from a cut Hans Moleman sketch to Twitter. The episode was written by John Swartzwelder, and it was the last episode Mark Kirklanddirected during his first year on the show. After that show was canceled, Frink and Payne were brought onto The Simpsons and adapted … However, unbeknownst to them, Grampa secretly chuckles while they clean. Directed By Matt Groening. Mark KirklandDavid Silverman (Supervising Director). CHORUS [SINGS]: The Simpsons The Bart of War [BELL RINGING] [WHISTLE BLOWING] [BEEPING] [LISA PLAYS SOLO] D'oh! Original Airdate Production "The War of the Worlds" was the 17th episode of the CBS Radio series The Mercury Theatre on the Air, which was broadcast at 8 pm ET on Sunday, October 30, 1938.: 390, 394 H. G. Wells' original novel tells the story of a Martian invasion of Earth. Marge and Homer host a dinner party, and Homer gets drunk and makes a fool of himself. Outraged and humiliated, Marge signs them up for a marriage retreat. It appears that the rod has hooked the legendary catfish, General Sherman. <-- Back to List of Shows Shows with not enough episodes listed, or no episodes listed at all, will be highlighted in red. How Munched is That Birdie in the Window? Lisa needs braces, so Homer becomes the new Union President at the plant to win back their Dental Plan. 4. On the dock, Homer finds an abandoned fishing pole, picks it up, and gets yanked off the pier into a small rowboat and onto the lake. Season: 14 Episode: 21; Script: Marc Wilmore; Directed by: Michael Polcino; First broadcast: May 18, 2003; Number of pages: 49 In this update, I have a little bit of new content, not much, but its better than nothing. Finally he wrestles it into the boat, and after it stops moving, he returns to the dock, triumphantly singing, "I am the Champion." Even so, Homer sneaks his fishing gear in beside their luggage. But remarks that last night proved her wrong. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. When Rev. A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again, The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be, A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas, https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/The_Simpsons?oldid=163203, Shows with not enough episodes listed, or no episodes listed at all, will be, Shows that are incomplete, or do not have enough transcripts added, will be, Shows that have pages created for all episodes, but are not fully formatted, will be. The Simpsons (1989) Scripts. Show Runner He finds Marge waiting for him, and she tells him their marriage is in trouble if he values a fish more than her. Dougie But Lisa’s not blameless in her own particular culture war, something that the script plays around with knowingly. Chalkboard Gag Lovejoy asks Homer to tell everyone about his and Marge's problems, he does. `I will not do anything b' at cutoff. From the cabin window, Marge sees Homer on the lake, and assumes that he has ignored her again. She tries to interrupt Homer, but Lovejoy asks her to wait. Kirkland said animating Homer drunk was a challenge for him as he had to analyze h… Couch Gag Title sequence. 2. The Simpsons 5F14 - The Trouble with Trillions Episode Script. Homer then passes out on the living room floor and sleeps until the morning (Hibbert also suggests to Marge that, if she wants Homer to live through the night, she has to roll him onto his stomach, which she does while remarking that she had never been so embarrassed in her life). Written by Wallace Wolodarsky. Hey, nothing wrong with that. script. The War of the Simpsons Click on the pictures below to view either the Storyboards or Script. According to the Season 12 DVD commentary for the episode, the story was originally based on a spec-script Frink and Payne had written years previously as a proposed episode of The Critic, another animated series by Simpsons veterans Al Jean and Mike Reiss. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. [FARTS] O.J. Following that, you’ll find a script for another one of the episodes entitled “You Only Move Twice.” So Cowabunga, Ay Caramba, Okily Dokily, and Woo Hoo! Written by. Synopsis. Look who's in my fart. Before they leave, Marge gives Grampa a list of numbers in case of an emergency, and secretly gives Lisa a number to call if Grampa falls in the bathtub. When Homer learns the retreat is being held at a popular fishing spot, he tries to bail out of the retreat to go fishing. "), and the entire Simpson family realizes how clever he is. When Homer learns the retreat is being held at a popular fishing spot, he tries to bail out of the retreat to go fishing. Homer gets drunk and humiliates himself by telling off total strangers, pulling a very juvenile (and probably medically dangerous) practical joke on Dr. Hibbert involving a fly in an ice-cube, dancing while wearing a lampshade as a hat, making inappropriate remarks in front of Bart, ogling Maude Flanders' deep cleavage and generally making a fool of himself. Stream full episodes online & watch live Sundays at 8/7c! Shows that are incomplete, or do not have enough transcripts added, will be highlighted in yellow. To prove that he loves Marge more, he lets the fish go (despite having battled it for several hours), Marge forgives him, and they return home to a clean house. Ian Maxtone-Graham. On the way to the retreat, Homer learns of the legendary catfish, General Sherman, and vows to catch the elusive fish. Once Homer is done, it's Marge's turn. Butters: Well why didn't you tell me the Simpsons already did that? Part 5: Bart's First Fight with Nelson. He wishes that Marge would at least ease up on him. This leads to a shopping trip where Bart smokes a cigar; Grampa gets candy, ice cream and other items for the kids; and Bart makes Grampa chauffeur them to Krusty Burger and then to Noiseland Video Arcade. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. Marge and Homer throw a dinner party. Well the Simpsons is such a great show, and we need reminders like this to keep us watching. Take home this original script from The Simpsons, used in the making of the "All's Fair in Oven War" episode. Material cut from the episode's script included many couples who were supposed to be at the retreat instead of the Flanders family, such as Mr. Burns and his mail-order bride, and Mrs. Krabappel trying to reunite with her estranged husband Ken Krabappel. The next day, Homer wakes up to Marge hitting the back of his head with the vacuum cleaner and she quickly pulls him into the car and turns the radio up super loud so the kids wouldn't know they were fighting (although the kids had since figured it out). Al Jean. In this episode, Louie worried that the sight of his blind girlfriend would be restored and she'd no longer be interested in him. Her list is so long that she talks for several hours, and Reverend Lovejoy has to cancel plans for a luau. Shows that have pages created for all episodes, but are not fully formatted, will be highlighted in light blue. Homer gets up at 5:00 am to sneak away and go fishing, but Marge wakes up and catches him. The Simpsons 4F21 - The Secret War of Lisa Simpson Episode Script. Butters: Oh. News Anchor: The police say that instead of looking for the missing head, they'd rather leave it off and be reminded of the Simpsons every day. James L. Brooks. Watching Grampa sob, and fearing that he will get in trouble, Bart and Lisa start to feel remorse for taking advantage of Grampa, and they frantically work to clean the house up before Homer and Marge return. Marge continues by saying that she liked to believe she was a patient person and that there was no line Homer could cross that would make her stop loving him. Back at home, Bart and Lisa throw a party that ends with the house in a total mess, with Grampa being unable to stop the party (and if anything was tricked by Nelson into making a fool of himself when Nelson baited him into removing his own belt, presumably to beat him with it, only for his pants to fall down due to the belt's absence). John Swartzwelder Marge asks Homer if he remembered how he had behaved the previous night and Homer slowly remembers all the regrettable things that he had done the night before. 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