Quest was knowledgeable, hands-on, transparent, flexible, and ready to move ahead quickly. A waiter guards access to the lounge and Craig approaches.] Look, fellas, I've got a real problem with the direction our news show is going! With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Adrien Beard, John 'Nancy' Hansen. So kids, get a lot of playing in before you get grounded. Yeah, Jimmy's right. I used to think (and perhaps do to some extent) that as long as I don’t watch them publicly and let them corrupt me morally, perhaps it’s not sinful. We didn't think it was great before. We should make up a bunch of reports about how dangerous it is to be alive. You boys are approved for twenty-seven new shows. South Park: The Stick of Truth. [the show they're watching is Clyde's new show, Close-up Animals With a Wide Angle Lens Wearing Hats]. Raisins Girls This is closed-circuit television for South Park Elementary School. It's time for us to do the most incredible investigative news report of our journalistic lives! Boys, I want to congratulate you on what is perhaps the finest piece of student television I've ever seen. [camera pans down to him] They call it cough syrup, cough medicine, cold and flu remiedy. Butters Uh, squiggly line, circle. P- Principal Victoria, can you explain how your administration fuh-failed to see this p-p-pro-o-o... p-p-problem. [whistles some more, then stops. Quest for Ratings (S08E11) is the eleventh episode of season eight of "South Park" release... More Quest for Ratings (S08E11) is the eleventh episode of season eight of "South Park" released on Wed Nov 17, 2004. They were ahead in the game until Kelly Anderson crying because she missed her daddy, who's on a business trip in Thailand. Maybe if we can get higher ratings by the end of the week, they'll let us stay on the air! Eric, the outfits are even skimpier than before, leaving very little to the imagination. [steps into view in front of Cartman, who has his arms crossed] So where are students getting all this cough medicine?? We're hopelessly stuck, completely out of ideas. As it stands, it's still annoying. Stan paces the floor.]. For the full gallery, see Craig Tucker/Gallery [catches up to Kenny] Kenny, what the hell are you doing with this asshole?? The boys whistle back, but slowly and flatly] There you go! Watch the full episode online. Episode guide, trailer, review, preview, cast list and where to stream it on demand, on catch up and download. Parent-teacher conferences will be held this Wednesday night, from seven to nine. [grabs a similar bottle to the first one and hands it to Kyle] It has the dexatrimfan in it that causes hallucinations in large doses. [Stan, Token, and Cartman are on the floor] and when all the ideas start coming, just write 'em down. Whoa... [stretches out his left hand] I'm feeling kind of bowling-ballish, fellas. [shows the drawing to the other boys]. The player must find them behind the school, then learn to dress like them and dance like them to win their friendship. I wrote down... all the lyrics to the Happy Days theme song. Reportedly South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have written most of the script, but that's no excuse. I'm sorry, kids. We took a bunch of cough medicine to come up with ideas for our show. [the reporters gather in studio]. Your show beat. Super School News sounds dry. Kids wanna see animals, close-up, with a wide angle lens! So kids, get a lot of playing in before you get grounded. That's not what you need to come up with ideas. “Oculus Customer Service, This is Steve.” The folks over at Oculus have a great sense of humor. The boys turn around to look at the monitor. It's boring. [a shot of a coffin being lowered into its plot] It's the report you can't afford to miss! We're in fourth grade, Timmy. No, but don't you see? Hollywoodedge, 357 Magnum Pistol Sho PE092801 Hollywoodedge, Ak 47 … The news made for students, by students. ... Quest for Ratings. Right. Dude, Stan, you all right? [hugs Butters], Yes, but unfortunately, you got crushed in the ratings by Craig's new show. I don't wanna keep havin' to come up with ideas for shows all the time. - GetYarn.io now. Quest For Ratings 18 22 MINS This award-winning adult-oriented animated series features the misadventures of four foul-mouthed, troublemaking young boys in … Mr. Meryl • That's not even TV! I know we can come up with way better ideas than Craig. Fellas, this is our chance! A bell sounds. Uhwhy I could say I saw celebrities even though I didn't, a-a-and then lie about what I saw them doing. It's all just video footage of animals close-up with a wide angle lens. I've been standin' out in front of the school for about ...two hours now and ah, and I haven't seen any celebrities. Well, in the interview, Mr. Cheney tells me all about how the-. [enters and moves past the other boys] You wanted to see me, Mr. Meryl? Four. It's all just video footage of animals close-up with a wide angle lens. All the students love it. Eric? Yeah, well, I've got an overall deal with the school, heh. ], [reaches out and grabs one, then steps back] How about this one? Well our integrity is jeopardized! How about we revamp the name? I can't lose this extracurricular credit. Instead of sitting here feeling sorry for ourselves, we just need to figure out how to make our show better! You're helping Craig make his show?! Well, the students just aren't watching ya. It's time for us to do the most incredible investigative news report of our journalistic lives! No! South Park. Stick of Truth puts you in the role of a new kid whose family just moved to the town of South Park. I'm afraid it's worse than that, boys. We surround ourselves with reputable and successful companies, including the many producers, literary agents, and managers who read your scripts. I'm just pulling your legs. And Kyle, the girls' basketball team just can't get it right. Oh yes, Craig. The price of milk money will go up next Monday to 49 cents. Komentarji • 0. če želiš komentirati, se prijavi. The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in an intense competition for ratings. Oh, looks like somebody else is doin' a little partyin' tonight. [smiles, turns around and walks away], [Stan then sees time-lapse footage of a ride through a city, then blooming flowers, then time-lapse footage of the reporters walking around the valley, then some weird graphics, then Cartman in degraded colors. Stan, come on. They're like half crab, half people, and they live below the ground. [the boys leave their seats and head out the doors. Boys, first of all, I want to tell you how impressed I am with your ability to get more ratings. And now. Style South park episodes Quest for Ratings. ... Quest for Ratings. Look, you guys, if Craig can do it, we can do it! [laughs heartily]. [time passes. Well, how about we get panda bears and we have them dance around with us? He is a fat-ass and is a racist. [a shot of the Goths downing cough medicine], Even in the girls' bathroom! Fellas, this is our chance! [serious pose] ...Hard-hitting reporting, Stan. We've always been supercool to you! I read 'em all the time! All right, we all need to come up with ideas for our show. I'm sorry, kids. This a b-b-bastardized quest for ratings! - GetYarn.io now. "Quest for Ratings" [Token and Kyle sit across from him with no ideas either], Yep, b-b-b-bail. The cough medicine problem used to also run rampant in neighboring Middle Park Elementary. 1k south park cartman eric cartman butters Butters Stotch quest for ratings We should all take a bunch of cough medicine! [taps at his tablet several times with a pencil] Huh. South Park: The Stick of Truth is a single-player Role-playing game (RPG) based on the characters and universe of the Comedy Central television network's South Park animated series. O-hoh, it's brilliant! Look, fellas, I've got a real problem with the direction our news show is going! Tweek 0. dule82. [Reporting from the sidewalk in front of the school, Butters.]. [Kenny flashes back to Cartman gloating about their news show: "Hahahahahaaahaaa! Quest for Ratings) — эпизод 811 (№ 122) сериала «South Park», его премьера состоялась 17 ноября 2004 года Kids don't care about the news, boys. They take way too much cough medicine because they say it makes them see things in their heads. Mr. Meryl Butters' birthday is revealed to be September 11. It hurts my head. We're not in the mood. One such example includes "South Park" though some Christians I know would debate about this and perhaps about "Family Guy" and "The Simpsons." Vlákna Doporučené Podle času S mojí účastí (0) Withot it, we have nothing. It appears that the ratings for your show are down significantly. Oh, it's brilliant! Eric Cartman is the overall main antagonist and tritagonist of South Park. You guys! Ask questions and download or stream the entire soundtrack on Spotify, YouTube, iTunes, & Amazon. It's what the students want, and it's cheaper to make than your show. [looks at Cartman, then gets annoyed] Dude, I think we can do a little better than crab people. [fakes a bad cough and nudges Mr. Slave] Us too. You need to know how important ratings are, Craig, so, I'm going to suspend you from school and request that you have your testicles removed surgically. He hates Kyle for being jewish, Kenny for being poor and Stan because of his girl friend, Wendy Testaburger and because Stan is best friends with Kyle. The follow-up to 2014’s South Park: ... but many of the missions feel reliant on the battle system over a funny script to piece it all together. ), You're helping Craig make his show?! We, we worked so hard to be on top! This is South Park Elementary School closed-circuit television. Summary: South Park Elementary has a closed circuit television network. It appears that the ratings for your show are down significantly. The school claims the added money is due to the cow shortage in South Park County. Finally, later in the evening (9pm-10pm GMT) or the following day, the final adjusted ratings numbers are released, these are then posted in the Ratings Database as well as the above tables. Stan Wait! Eric, it looks as though the school will be serving a chicken cutlet. Fellas, are you sure all of this ie eh- ethical? South Park is lucky it's a simple looking show, because if it were any more detailed it would be much, much worse. A pulsating logo appears]. South Park: The Complete Eight Season 2004 (2006) - Comedy Central (Paramount) The Episodes Good Times with Weapons, Up the Down Steroid, The Passion of the Jew, You Got F'd in the A, AWESOM-O, The Jeffersons, Goobacks, Douche and Turd, Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes, Pre-School, Quest for Ratings, Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset, Cartman's Incredible Gift, Woodland Critter Christmas Maybe if we can get higher ratings by the end of the week, he'll let us stay on the air! [appears as a yellow figure with multi-colored polka dots all over his body] I think maybe he's f-feeling it. I think I understand now. South Park Season 8. [turns back to the table] Gah, I just don't get it. Wearing Hats. Episode guide, trailer, review, preview, cast list and where to stream it on demand, on catch up and download. This is closed-circuit television for South Park Elementary School. Yeah! [goes to the register. P- Principal Victoria, can you explain how your administration fai-failed to see this p-p-pro-o-o... p-p-problem. The cough companies claim they don't intend for their product to be used by kids to get high! [sets the pizza down on the table and leaves]. And that's all for Super School News. List of songs from South Park - S8E11 "Quest for Ratings", w/ scene descriptions. [look at Cartman, but notices someone else] Hey look, Craig just walked in. Everyone else hugs once. Hey, a round of root beers for everyone! Cartman and Stan speak to him in weird altered voices], Me too. It aired on November 17, 2004.1 The boys produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in an intense competition for ratings. Yeah, I think that was one of our best shows yet. Yeah! Now, come on, guys! The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in an intense competition for ratings. That's what the sixth graders do behind the school at recess. Then, let's do Token's report on how global warming is going to kill everyone in the fifth grade. In May of 2020, my wife and I made an appointment for a COVID-19 Antibody test through QuestDirect, a division of Quest Diagnostics, and was completed at their office in South Pasadena, FL. [the boys look at Cartman]. They head to Willy's VIP Lounge, which is just a large corner booth. From Stan's point of view, the whole world changes. Super School News sounds dry. Season 8 E 11 • 17.11.2004. It's just that it's kind of gay. You see Token, people really enjoy seeing African-Americans on the news... Seeing> African-Americans on the news, not hearing them. Oh yes, Craig. What if we do a show where we go to- [stops] Uh, no. [Student Conference Room 1-F, next morning. Adam and his team promptly visited with us. None of the shortcomings described above impact the good times in any real way. No doubt that if I were a little older, I would be aroused. stalna povezava. You you haven't s-seen it yet! Principal Victoria. The animals on display now are wearing hats, but it's the same show as before otherwise.] Does this mean we're still gonna get cancelled? Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Fellas! Your rating was only a four this whole week. The cough medicine problem used to also run rampant in neighboring Middle Park Elementary. Fellas! [without enthusiasm] Cuuute. Other kids are there as well.]. I want you to come up with an even better idea than the cough medicine story. Come on! [Sees that Token isn't following] Token, all the great African-Americans newspeople have learned to hide their ebonic tribespeak with a more pure Caucasian dialect. S08E07 Goobacks . 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