incarcerate me with two moronic cellmates. Not only does it have one of the most-viewed finales of all time, but it also has many memorable quotes that are still hilarious to this day.
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While the line can be seen as funny out of context, it does have a sense of truthfulness in context which makes it memorable.
Although the other M*A*S*H actors did not know while they were filming the rest of "Abyssinia, Henry" that it would ultimately end with Col. Blake's death, they did know what was going to happen before they undertook the episode's final scene. The star actor describes what made the show so successful and so special over the years. in the latrine. "Frank, you've been pushing your stethoscope too far in your ears. -- Hawkeye
If you liked our suggestions for 'MASH' quotes then why not take a look at ['Seinfeld' quotes], or 'The Office Senior' quotes. Being the resident Chaplain, which is basically a cleric that is trained and stationed at any workplace or military division, First Lieutenant Father Mulcahy served to fulfill the religious needs of every man and woman at the 4077th MASH camp. attached to certain members of the female species at a time when light
is the direct result of the act of it. -- Margaret
I asked if I needed the pages ahead of time if I had to study any lines and they said no, not to worry, it was a quick scene in the OR and just to come on in. The only person who I have to be better than is myself. -- Hawkeye
WebIt's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled "freshly killed". I haven't volunteered since the day my draft board tied me up and sent
But Hot Lips did return sporadically over the next six seasons, most notably in the Season 7 episode, "Hot Lips is Back in Town," where Margaret and Donald officially divorced, and one of her former flames suggests they renew their relationship an offer she refuses. That's crazy! You know what time it is? all you animals and music lovers. Don't worry, I've never lost a patient. I've got a soft spot for Klinger. He looks a little like my son, and
This is captain Pak, R.O.K, this is lieutenant Mulcahy, G.O.D. Authors; Topics; Movie Quotes; TV Show Quotes; QuotesGram. Swit does have one bone to pick with the series finale, and that has to do with the happy ending that the show's writers came up with for Houlihan. Kidadl provides inspiration to entertain and educate your children. Testing, testing. Choi Sung Ho: The candy would have brought great joy to the children for a few moments, but on the black market it was worth enough rice and cabbage to feed them for a month. Let me remind you the hospital
What in the name of Sweet Fanny Adams -- Potter
"The blood won't come off" "I have hands David, hands that can make a scalpel sing." ), "20th Century Fox said: 'Forget it you're not going anywhere,'" Swit says now. When Charles pulls up to the house where the orphans live, frogs are croaking in the background. Don't play dumb with me, you're not as good at it as I am -- Flagg
Thinking back, I wasn't up to making that decision, so I was happy that the studio and the network made it for me. Would you care for a martini? -- PA
This was kept a surprise from the cast (with one exception, Alan Alda) until the moment when Gary Burghoff's character ran into the operating room to announce the news. with burned up legs, ripped up bellies. That's great how they can rhyme and be hot at the same time. Yeah, I'd love a martini. If I don't eat regularly, everything solid in my body turns to liquid. Though in the case of the Season 1 M*A*S*H episode Germ Warfare, Frank became the center of a scheme that involved having a blood sample involuntarily taken from him to heal a POW patient and then subsequently being quarantined out of fear that he had hepatitis due to the same symptoms showing up in the patient (though it turned out he actually had anemia). I'd like a dry martini, Mr. Quoc, a very dry martini. -- Hawkeye
And I still get letters from women all over the world who became nurses because of Margaret Houlihan. -- Hawkeye about Radar
"This is Frank Burns, one of our best surgeons. ", 47. peace. I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!. I think her next move was Vietnam. I am going to live through this even if it kills me. -- PA
Inspired by the movie of the same name, which in turn was based on a book, the show focused on the members of a fictional US Mobile Army Surgical Hospital that operated in the Korean War. -- PA
"That woman grew!
Tell
But look there is one more thing: we need a chest cutter.". -- Potter
Frank: (laughing) I mean I'd kill both of you and then I'd kill myself. -- Potter
Always trust your car to a man who has a star -- Hawkeye
But I didn't say anything because I didn't think they would really care what I had to say. Want to read more on M*A*S*H and other classic TV shows?
It was our running gag. He'll rip the doors off of the mess tent!'
-- Hawkeye
Here are the wittiest Father Mulcahy quotes from 'MASH'. -- Margaret
Claim: The cast of <em>M*A*S*H</em> did not learn of Col. Blake's death until they were actually filming the scene in which it was announced.
Following the success of the original M*A*S*H movie in 1970, which intentionally critiqued the Vietnam War under the guise of a situational comedy set in the Korean War, a pilot for the TV show version was made two years later. Margaret is military, just like Potter. With that said, he occasionally got into conflicts with the camps unruly officers such as in the seventh seasonM*A*S*Hepisode None Like It Hot where a heat wave hits the camp causing everyone to become miserable. I'm nuts. Busload of bushwah! To have contributed to someone's life like that is remarkable. If I had all the answers, Id run for God. Considered to be one of the series When I got thrown into this war I had
Us? Never insult seven men when all you have is a six shooter -- Potter
You can cut me off from the civlised world.
-- Potter
Sign up here for exclusive access to all your favorite celebrities Mule muffins! 'MASH' Movie Quotes. I could not have planned it better; I wish I had whenever I happen to hear it again, I marvel at how perfectly it fit. Oh, go salute yourselves!
we go again! You just have to kill germs, you don't have to hang around for the
Attention everybody. One of the ongoing elements in M*A*S*H was Frank and Major Margaret Houlihans romantic relationship despite the fact that Frank had a wife waiting for him back home in the United States. in "Dear Sis" (1978), where he wears a white Santa beard, complimented by his own "cheesy" mustache. closed. Every time he tickles those ivories, the entire elephants' graveyard
This page was last edited on 10 January 2023, at 21:47. scene would be the last one shot. But the creators' decision to replace Henry and Trapper with completely different character types in Sherman Potter (Harry Morgan) and B.J. All personnel may stand down.
These are the funniest quotes from the 'MASH' movie. "Maybe they had some visions of another show with her in a hospital in America," Swit muses.
Gary Burghoff exploded. I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions." -- Frank
That's where the rifle fella. Every now and then, the characters in M*A*S*H will have episodes dedicated to them writing a letter for a loved one back home where they recall several recent events that are portrayed in the episode.
Attention out there, would corporal Radar O'Reilly
The man is trying to be dull.
Considering that the original novel consisted mostly of the characters engaging in wacky fratboy hijinx and boasting about how much sex they have (and showed a truly awful degree of sexismnote"Trapper" got his nickname for using a train toilet to take advantage of his prom date and nobody seems to care that this may have been rape as long as he 'got some'; 'Me Lay' is famous for using his absurdly crass pick-up line, "Me lay, you lay," to acquire a stupendous 'batting average'; the doctors' only interest in the epileptic whore down at the local brothel is in how much fun it is to have your penis inside her when she has a seizure; the reputation of the unit depends in part on the size of the dentist's male organ; the list goes on and on. of the charges, they have assigned him to a veterans hospital in Indiana
Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce. I kept that one last page under wraps, locking it in my desk drawer. I still knew nothing about directing.
And we're soldiers. That nickname was a holdover from Richard Hooker's 1968 novel, which inspired Robert Altman's 1970 feature film, where the late Sally Kellerman played the role. and read a Defense Department communiqu that informs everyone that Henry Blake, who had been discharged and was flying back to his family in the States, had gone down in the Sea of Japan. Here are some hilarious quotes from 'MASH'. RELATED: 10 BEST DISNEY TV SHOWS THAT STARTED AS MOVIES. M*A*S*H (1972-1983) was an American television series, airing on CBS, about a team of doctors and nurses stationed at a fictional U.S. mobile Army hospital (unit number 4077) in Korea, during the Korean War in 1950-53. After a heart-to-heart talk, they fall into each other's arms. Share this Colonel Lambert : An even There the doctors and nurses perform "meatball surgery" and otherwise do what they can to patch up the wounds (physical and/or psychological) of the war's casualties, all while staving off their own stress, fear, boredom, and fatigue. See how stars are getting in the holiday spirit! M*A*S*H star Alan Alda once revealed why the death of one of his fellow co-stars turned out to be a surprise.. Snopes and the Snopes.com logo are registered service marks of Snopes.com. Instead of doing his job, though, Hawkeye decides to use it to get some rest with the above quote being his excuse for sleeping on the job. It was perfect, that clattering, hollow sound, filling a palpable void in a way that no words could. Makes me proud every time I throw up. You can't park a jeep over a superior officer!!! "Trapper John McIntyre: You have a lot of trouble with women, don't you? -- PA
"I know you! Without one, the greatest surgeon in the world is helpless. Anger turned
The eagle screams today.
From lino cutting to surfing to childrens mental health, their hobbies and interests range far and wide. The hilariousness of this quote comes from not just its relation to the situation, but it also compares two different relationships as being the same thing. "Henry Blake: I've been in the Army a long time.
as eskimos, had overun Seattle. What in the name of beelzibub -- Potter
I am not screwed up enough. smile!
Even roosters are comatose! I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. I came down and they called all the regulars into a corner and Larry had a big manila envelope and he pulled out these [script] pages. ", 26. "How would you like to donate a pint of blood through your nose? ", 28. -- Potter
"The way I see it, the army owes us so many coffee breaks, we should get 1954 off. -- Hawkeye to Frank
-- Klinger
We planned the production schedule for this episode so that the O.R. -- PA
Poetry, right? -- Hawkeye, "It's 3 'blessed' a.m.! I know what you fellas are trying to pull, but you're not going to push me around. -- Radar
Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen (TV series episode). Oh, I am fine.
M*A*S*H: Alan Alda Revealed Why Trapper Actor Wayne Rogers Death Was a Surprise, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi11Fgbjqdc&ab_channel=Studio10, Alan Aldas M*A*S*H Memories | Studio 10 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi11Fgbjqdc&ab_channel=Studio10). I'm wearing a warner bra. Hawkeye and B.J. Radar (in a letter): As usual, I'm writing slowly because I know you
-- Klinger
out to meet the kids. -- Hawkeye
I would tease him about being a lone wolf. "When he makes up his mind about something, he does it no matter what anybody says. ", 54. This material may not be reproduced without permission. -- PA
-- Radar over PA
He felt he had done everything he could with the character; the new, more serious tone might have been a major contributing factor to that decision, too. I told you the food here should not be taken internally.
inwards is depression. ", 8. One such example is the quote above said by Hawkeye to Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake, who was the commanding officer during the shows early seasons, which is funny because of its reference to the Twelve Disciples of Jesus who were said to be pure and followed Jesus teachings no matter what. He in turn appoints Hawkeye as the Officer of the Day, who basically works directly for the commanding officer and oversees things in general.
51-55). summer dresses are worn can cause some of us to drive our cars straight
Insanity is just a state of mind. -- Hawkeye
A good anesthesiologist is essential to any important surgical effort. In the meantime, be on the lookout for a male caucasian lamb. Attention. of a kindactually two of a kind. with each other at all times -- Frank
Major Charles Winchester: It is sadly inappropriate to give dessert to a child who's had no meal. So Franks above quote is funny not only because it speaks to how he feels about his comrades in general but also the truthfulness of the people who did go behind his back. WebMajor Morris : That's right. What we suggest is selected independently by the Kidadl team. ", 2. And for your convenience, all in the same bottle." -- Frank
We don't really need Americans like you,
-- Hawkeye
spirit of pursuit, the stag howling for its winsome yet anonymous mate. In addition to starring in the popular 1970s show, Alda also secured reoccurring roles in big shows such as The West Wing, and 30 Rock. ", 24. -- Potter
-- Hawkeye
Second.
-- Hawkeye
Dear Mrs. Burns, I regret to inform that your husband has been
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in Kalamazoo -- Radar over PA
The series also experimented with unusual storylines married with different camera moves and screen devices.
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All of your friends would love to
The series also has several Voiceover Letter episodes, a Fever Dream Episode, the obligatory Clip Show, and a Documentary Episode done as a series of (largely improvised) in-character interviews with the cast. ", 33. -- Klinger
then they go right for your soft underbelly. "What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot. uniform alright. We all know it's brutal up there at the front, especially those of
The 85-year-old also happens to be a six-time Emmy Award and Golden Globe Award winner. M*A*S*H was first presented as a wacky, slightly edgy sitcom based on Robert Altman's hit movie which was itself an adaptation of Richard Hooker's novel but the series moved away from strictly comedic storylines early in its run (starting with Season 1's "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet"), often incorporating dramatic plotlines in conjunction with comedic ones in the same episode. -- Potter
This principle generally held true even when there was no chance an actor (and hence his character) would ever return.
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you are pregnant -- Henry
Col. Potter: Maybe we are, but Pierce isn't. Maxwell Q. Klinger.
-- Hawkeye, "Insanity is just a state of mind." due to the flu kindly refrain from kissing anyone unless absolutely necessary. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion. ", 37.
Authors; Topics; Movie Quotes; TV Show Quotes; "Hawkeye Pierce: I see you are a beer drinker, sir. Charlie!
I was heartsick.
"I wish they wouldn't land those things here while we're playing golf.
Alan Alda is without a doubt best known for his star role on M*A*S*H. As a result, Hawkeye and Trapper (who are both heavy drinkers) search for any alcohol they can find becoming increasingly crankier in the process. -- Hawkeye
", Trapper: [after being asked a question] "How should I know? Get away from me before I get physically emotional! I'm section 8, head to toe. And that's exactly what they had him do. and twice on the cat. So we will retain that record, which is okay with us!". Here it goes. It's quarter to dead! (Mike Farrell), Klinger (Jamie Farr), and Col. Potter (Harry Morgan) celebrate the end of the Korean War to this day, the M*A*S*H finale remains the most-watched episode of any scripted series ever. -- Frank
get 1954 off. "Sex happens to be one of the most important things in life in as much as each one of us is one or the other gender of it once we're born", 7. in the area will be held today at fourteen hundred hours.
Then, Gene and I took the cast aside and I opened a manila envelope that contained the one-page last scene, telling them I had something I wanted to show them. "Why don't you sirs act like sirs, sir? -- Radar
46. Even Klinger lends a hand. "They became loving friends," she explains. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. The next person who's nice to me dies is going to die with boots on.
The Kidadl Team is made up of people from different walks of life, from different families and backgrounds, each with unique experiences and nuggets of wisdom to share with you. Tonight's movie is a holdover from last week
think it scratched your brain. The show is about a team of army doctors assigned at the '4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (MASH)' in South Korea.
What good is it to be a Ferrari if you are out of gas?
The kind of hole a man can throw himself into with pride. can take two and call me in the morning, but I cannot take this sitting
Over 100 million viewers agree: M*A*S*H's feature-length series finale is one of the greatest mic drops in television history. ", "Alan had written 'Comrades in Arms' for us several seasons before he actually did it, because the creators weren't sure the audience would accept it," Swit continues. A reminder from Colonel Blake,
While local orphans attend a Christmas party in the mess tent, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't -- Radar
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-- PA
In both cases, Houlihan's affair with Hawkeye's foil, Frank Burns (played by Larry Linville in the TV version), is the source of her moniker, and since that relationship carried over into the early seasons of the show, so did Hot Lips. RELATED: 10 QUOTES FROM ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT THAT ARE STILL HILARIOUS TODAY. An architectural wonder, one
that could be declared a disaster area. -- Henry
-- Potter
He feels that he lost not only a great friend, but a wonderful professional." About Eleanor Simon, she did once or
Killing a character in a half-hour show had never been done before. and buried her with two spades. Oh go practice your putts! Of all the characters in the M*A*S*H TV series, Hawkeye arguably saidthe most sarcastic and funniest lines. Read the best Hawkeye quotes from 'MASH'. Henry, you are bursting with something, your face could open a branch
--
If we don't go crazy once in a while, we'll all go crazy.
Because of the finale's demanding production schedule and an accidental fire that destroyed parts of their set "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen" wasn't the last episode the cast shot together. One such example is Dear Uncle Abdul which happens in Season 8 where Maxwell writes a letter to his uncle about some crazy things that happened at the 4077th MASH camp. -- Hawkeye "This is Frank Burns, one of He was a successful businessman and became a financial guru.. There was so much of all of us in our characters: as Houlihan, I was touched by Winchester giving me that book, and as Loretta, I was touched by my friend David doing that for me. She opens the cover and smiles at him, and Swit reveals that smile was prompted by something that Stiers wrote inside. "Henry, you have no idea what it's like sharing a tent with a guy who thinks he's all twelve disciples!". -- Hawkeye, "Attention all personnel. Never let it be said I didn't do the least I could do -- Hawkeye
"Sir, I must protest the rash of mindless pranks being perpetrated around here. For once I said "Action" instead of "Cut."
it's the duty of every real American to be on the lookout for goldbricks,
-- Father Mulcahy
That I Love You." Put in cement?
I am the essence of overconfidence! So everyone turn
Ugly color, 40 years out of style, fits like a tent? By the time the papers came through, my
See production, box office & company info, Stage 9, 20th Century Fox Studios - 10201 Pico Blvd., Century City, Los Angeles, California, USA. "I didn't think that was correct for my Margaret," she confesses. Well, I guess that's a bear we all gotta cross. I am going to name my first wife after him. The main cast from Seasons 1-3. WebHawkeye Pierce: Frank Burns has gone nuts! -- Hawkeye to Margaret
Get away from me before I get physically emotional! I'm giving your hijinks the heave-ho, post-haste! "I can take umbrage, I can take the cake, I can take the A-train. 45. the U.N. forces in Korea. "The reality is that you will grieve forever. The whole thing about Henry's death was very hush-hush. "Hawkeye" is a 25-minute monologue by the eponymous character, as he struggles to stay awake after suffering a head injury. After they have their affair, they can't go forward with that, but they have to acknowledge the love and care that they gave to each other in that moment. ", Hawkeye: "Insanity is just a state of mind. Stars stepped out to celebrate Stella McCartney's Icons collection with Adidas! forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll
"Boy seeing the way you guys work with the wounded, the way you deal with burned up legs, ripped up bellies. -- Potter
Frank, you've been pushing your stethoscope too far in your ears. After the way I am having a bust made out of your head, or, possibly,
-- Radar
Mule fritters! Pig feathers! This includes Corporal Maxwell Klinger, who says this quote. You can watch the entire interview below: Alan Alda always knew just how special M*A*S*H really was. Considered to be one of the series best episodes, the fourth season finale of M*A*S*H titled The Interview is well-known for its break from the usual format of the show. lovely letter. Mike Farrell co-wrote and directed this Christmas episode which is bittersweet. "If we don't go crazy once in a while, we'll all go crazy. "She was so much more than a piece of anatomy," the actress says now, adding that she never saw and still hasn't seen Altman's film, though she was good friends with Kellerman up until her death last year. ", B.J. -- Trapper
We're expecting some real sharp surgeons." We've compiled the best of them in this article. -- Hawkeye (well, this is not really hysterically
can't read fast. "These are the forms to get the forms to order more forms, sir.". The series spanned 251 episodes and lasted almost four times as long as the war which served as its setting. -- Radar
you're doing the CIA any favors. "You get to the point where you're afraid to start repeating yourself," she recalls. The fact that Swit had to return to set to film one more episode after shooting Houlihan's farewell didn't rob that moment of its emotional power. What in the name on beelzebub is going on here -- Potter
"A device is yet to be invented that will measure my indifference to this remark." ", Frank Burns: "I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. -- Frank
"I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! "Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happy hour.". Potter: Death. But in the seventh season M*A*S*H episode A Night at Rosies, Chief Surgeon Hawkeye and his buddies take this a step further by deciding to remain in the off-base tavern Rosies Bar (which was based on a real place called Roses Bar that existed in Seoul according to Armed Forces Museum). "Frank Burns: I can plug an ace of hearts at fifty feet. You know you're beautiful when he's angry -- Hawkeye
"You take that moment and and compare it to where Margaret was in the first season," Swit says of her alter ego. If I give one away, I'll only have two. ", Swit says that she didn't get the chance to talk to the writers about her preferred version of her alter ego's future, one that would have sent her to Vietnam. -- Radar
fish, I'm ready to grow gills! We strive to recommend the very best things that are suggested by our community and are things we would do ourselves - our aim is to be the trusted friend to parents. About Jennifer next door, yes. It's a class A uniform alright. Let's saw him in half tonight and count his rings." -- Radar to Margaret
-- Hawkeye
", 38. He in turn expresses this to his mother (another offscreen character who is occasionally referenced in the show) in the above quote. -- Potter
-- Hawkeye
to spend the night wherever they are. I'm the boss here! hands of figure 'B' because she's got such agreat figure? ", 27. ", 25. Subscribe for virtual tools, STEM-inspired play, -- Frank
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-- Frank
", Beautiful sentiments but not sentiments that Swit necessarily agrees with.
Margaret Houlihan may have remained at the 4077th until M*A*S*H's not-at-all-bitter end, but her alter ego "Hot Lips" Houlihan disappeared much earlier. Though Hawkeye has many memorable quotes attributed to him, this is one of them. A real killer."
The meek may inherit the earth but it's the grumpy who gets promoted! of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or
Music's biggest stars hit the red carpet at the 2023 Grammys! Stars attend the Sundance Film Festival 2023! -- Frank
I can do that! Hawkeye: The army, in its infinite wisdom, has not only cleared Frank
To beat the heat, Hawkeye and Captain B. J. set up a private bathtub in their tent which they try to keep a secret from everyone else until several officers including Mulcahy find out. Alda goes on to explain the type of man that Rogers was. And here he is for your wartime pleasure, the one and only, 5 O'Clock
One special camera technique, Boom Up and Over, was new to television at the time; its use in sequences where camp announcements were shown from the "perspective" of the loudspeaker was groundbreaking and memorable. you the jobs of Americans like me would be a lot more difficult. Oh Margaret, you're my snug-harbour. favourites! I love the colone's reaction: "Horse hockey!") I'm a former child myself. You know, a prominent place in the schedule. And he loved being a businessman.
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-- Hawkeye
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